finally decided to make one of the most important informational updates ever..
Here ya go;)
Dimebags family tree:
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The middle eastern father of 'em all: Bagdad
The homeless dude: Trash bag
The homeless grandma: Bag lady
The english fag: Tea bag
The rapper: Rhyme bag
The asshole: Douchebag
The gay flight attendant: Carry on bag
The chinese guy: Rice bag
The shoppaholic sister: Shopping bag
The N.Y italian car mechanic: Grease bag
The nasty dude: Slime bag
The junkie: Crack bag
The Obituary composer: Body bag
The black rapper who never finishes his meal at restaurants: Snoop Doggy bag
The weed smoking dude who was in Pantera: Dimebag
The guy who wrote songs for James Brown: Papa's got a brand new bag
The tired guy in ZZ Top: Sleeping bag
The coroner dude on Csi: Toe tag Body bag
The bulimic: Barf bag
The homo: Fag bag
The toilet cleaner: Shit bag
The ignorant brother: Scum bag
The polish cousin: Potato bag
The prostitute: Cum bag
The one that costs you money: Whore bag
The future wife: Slut bag
The african american cousins: Crime bag
The bum on the corner: Paper bag
The mexican cousin: Taco Bell bag
The black second cousin: KFC bag
The colombian drug lord uncle: Cocaine bag
The guy at the check-in router: Bag tag
The stay at home mom on Walmart: Grocery bag
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