Monday, September 5, 2011

Toronto, Canada..

After many days of nights of trying to figure out what to post next on the blog we
finally decided to make one of the most important informational updates ever..

Here ya go;)

Dimebags family tree:
The middle eastern father of 'em all: Bagdad
The homeless dude: Trash bag
The homeless grandma: Bag lady
The english fag: Tea bag
The rapper: Rhyme bag
The asshole: Douchebag
The gay flight attendant: Carry on bag
The chinese guy: Rice bag
The shoppaholic sister: Shopping bag
The N.Y italian car mechanic: Grease bag
The nasty dude: Slime bag
The junkie: Crack bag
The Obituary composer: Body bag
The black rapper who never finishes his meal at restaurants: Snoop Doggy bag
The weed smoking dude who was in Pantera: Dimebag
The guy who wrote songs for James Brown: Papa's got a brand new bag
The tired guy in ZZ Top: Sleeping bag
The coroner dude on Csi: Toe tag Body bag
The bulimic: Barf bag
The homo: Fag bag
The toilet cleaner: Shit bag
The ignorant brother: Scum bag
The polish cousin: Potato bag
The prostitute: Cum bag
The one that costs you money: Whore bag 
The future wife: Slut bag
The african american cousins: Crime bag
The bum on the corner: Paper bag
The mexican cousin: Taco Bell bag
The black second cousin: KFC bag
The colombian drug lord uncle: Cocaine bag
The guy at the check-in router: Bag tag
The stay at home mom on Walmart: Grocery bag


Thursday, September 1, 2011

Oooooh say can you seeeee...

First gig on the US tour in Tampa, Florida. We started the day by going to Lettuce Lake Park where we walked around on a boardwalk looking at different animals and cool vegetation. We saw turtles, birds and two baby alligators, it was hot as hell there.
Baby Gator in Lettuce Lake Park

4 Very cool dudes in da swamp..

At the venue we met up with our friends in Pathology who we toured in europe with in April and who will follow us on this tour as well. 
After a while Trevor Peres from Obituary came as well, he will be our tour manager on this tour, so we´re pretty sure we will have a good time.
Mr. Peres

Terry Butler (Obituary, Denial Fiend, Massacre, ex. Six Feet Under, ex, Death) will be our bus driver so we feel very secure with him behind the wheel. The gig at the Brass Mug went just fine, the Swedish death metal seems to be working fine even in Florida. We had a few friends coming to the gig such as John Tardy and Ralph Santolla from Obituary, Punchy (tour manager for Morbid Angel, Nile etc.) After the gig we had a few hours to party before we had to leave because we had a long drive up to Raleigh the next day.

Our fantastic ride and left to right: Dimebag, The Colonel and Timmy

Raleigh, North Carolina. We had a few people who bought the so called VIP ticket that we hanged out with for a while, took some pics, signed some posters. If you have this ticket you´re allowed to get in to the venue early, hang out with the bands watch the sound checks etc. Tanja Schoor from Century Media came before the gig, we hung out for a while then we went with her for dinner at a restaurant. Nice to get away from the tour bus and venue for a while. The gig went great, the people were really energetic and enthusiastic. After the gig we where really tired and there was not much partying going on. This night we had a hotel so we went there to get some well deserved sleep.

Stay tuned y'all..